Wuxi China Expatdom to mark Remembrance Day

Gorzo the Mighty, King of the Wuxi China Expatdom, declared that November 11th would, beginning in 2011, forever be a day of Remembrance of veterans who gave their lives for either the Wuxi China Expatdom or lost their lives for the great countries of Australia, Canada, England, Wales, Scotland, France, the Netherlands, the United States of America, Italy, Belgium, Czechoslovakia, Latvia, Lithuania, the Philippines, Estonia, Finland, Norway, Denmark, Sweden, Poland, and others that he couldn't think of.

Tears came to his Majesty's eyes when he thought of the sacrifices made for freedom. " I break up when I think of Billy Bishop and General Patton" said King Gorzo.

The Wuxi China Expatdom will hold 4,000 wreath-laying ceremonies on November 11th.  The largest ceremony will be at the Harry Moore Square Platinum where an estimated 19,391,945veterans are expected to attend.  19,141,918 veterans will attend a similar ceremony at the Harry Moore Square Gold.  Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society President Harry Moore will honor the veterans with a speech in which he will list the one hundred best war films of all-time.

The Wuxi China Expatdom Bikini Classic, which is currently underway, will take the morning of November 11thoff  to mark the day.  Currently, the girls are wearing poppies on their bikini tops.

Wuxi China Expatdom Poet Laureate Alfred Lord McClusky plans to write a sequel poem to Flanders Fields.

Seven billion Poppies have been shipped into the Expatdom for all the ceremonies.  Already, the Wuxi China Expatdom Legion has raised 78 billion dollars in Lapel Poppy sales.

Billions of gallons of beer have been shipped to Gambay's Pub: the official pub of the Wuxi China Expatdom Legion where a big gathering will take place in the afternoon following the ceremonies.  Fred Minklemen, co-owner of Gambay's, said that beers for the veterans were on him.  "Free beer for the veterans!" declared Minkleman.

Not to be outdone, Wally Droop of the Chestnut Pub declared that everyone coming into the pub on Remembrance Day would get free beer.  He also said he would stop his son DJ Wesley Droop from playing Rap and Hip-Hop.  "I don't think the soldiers gave their life for Ice Pick!" said the Droop who wore shorts showing off his wonderful legs.

Also trying not to be outdone, the owner of Hardy's Har Har Comedy Club, Willy Aardvark Crazy Kook Yakushev Hardy, declared that Veterans coming into his pub on November 11th, would get free beer, a free meal, free Cuban cigars, a free nude woman,  a free massage, thirty autographed copies of the poolside Harry Moore, free air travel for the rest of their lives, a Groucho Marx glasses and mustache combo, a night with his wife, pork chops and apple sauce, brillo, free one hour martinizing, an Aircraft Carrier, an Jetstream private plane, a hummer, and a bag of potato chips.

Joining in on efforts to honor veterans, Hank Spank, the owner of Room 101, the Expatdom's only Soviet-style bondage club, said all veterans coming into his establishment on November 11th would get a free flogging.