Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society President delivers speech in Tokyo

Despite an attempt on his life by a squadron of Kamakazi Pilots, Giant Monsters, and Samurai Warriors, Wuxi China Expatdom Society President Harry Moore made what was probably the most well-received speech of his world movie talk tour in Tokyo, Japan on Saturday night.

Speaking to a crowd of sixty million about great Japanese Film Directors like Kobayashi Masaki, Nakata Hideo, Sasaki Hiroshisa, and Masahiro Shinoda, Moore brought the crowd into a frenzy.  Every sentence uttered by President Moore was greeted by deafening roars of Banzai!  Halfway through the speech, the crowd declared Moore to be a deity more sacred than their emperor.

When President Moore was able to ward off a squadron of assassin Kamakazi pilots flying 40,000 planes including B52s, Lancasters, and Boeing 767 superliners, the audience tore down Mount Fuji and built a sacred shrine dedicated to Moore.

President Moore, his hair a bit frazzled, then spoke about some of his favorite Japanese actors including Toshiro Mifune, Ken Wattanbe, Ikuta Tome, and Matsuda Shota.

Halfway through his talk about Japanese Actors, Moore survived another assassination attempt this time by Giant Lizards, Moths, Gorillas, Insects,  and Rats in alliance with one million sword bearing Samurai Warriors.

The usual suspects, members of the exiled Quentin Tarantino faction of the Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society, took credit for the assassination attempts.

The assassination attempts only made the crowd more enthusiastic for Moore.  At the conclusion of the speech and its fifty encores, the crowd formed the longest conga line in Japanese history in which the Japanese Prime Minister, the Japanese Emperor, and Godzilla joined in.

Afterwards, President Moore said that the speech at Tokyo would be the last of his world move talk tour.  Moore says he will now devote his talents to administering the thousand colonies of the Wuxi China Expatdom.  "I have a ton of appointments to make" said Moore.  He also said that he now knew why the Beatles decided to stop giving live performances in the mid-sixties.  "It is hard to talk when a million screaming men and woman keep interrupting you with applause and fervent ardor.  I think, from now on, I will sell MP3s of my movie talks on Itunes."