Wuxi Expat Rifle Association President's visit to the Shanghai China Expatdom Colony well-received.

Andis Kaulins, El Presidente of the Wuxi Expat Rifle Association, made a well-received visit to the Shanghai China Expatdom Colony on Thursday. El President Kaulins was the first high-level Wuxi Expat to visit the Shanghai Expatdom since it was granted Wuxi China Expatdom colonial status.

Arriving at the Shanghai Train Station, El Presidente Kaulins was greeted by a crowd of a million people chanting "Freedom and Gun Rights for the Shanghai China Expatdom!"  A further billion Shanghai Expats lined the road to watch the motorcade, consisting of a thousand cars, that took El Presidente Kaulins to the Shanghai China Expatdom Trademart where he made a speech to a convention of the newly-established Shanghai Expat Rifle Association (SERA)

El Presidente Kaulins's address to the convention was frequently interrupted with standing ovations and displays of such ardor from the audience that fire hoses had to be sprayed upon them.  So powerful was the degree of oratory and the strength of the logic used by El Presidente Kaulins that many, who had been skeptical about gun freedom and were gun-control supporters, converted to El Presidente's cause, bought firearms, and applied for membership in the SERA.