Wuxi China Expatdom Chief Inspector Harry Callahan has been appointed to act as Governor of the Suzhou China Expatdom, which had recently had its application accepted to become a WCE colony.
Prime Minister Mango, who made the appointment, said that C.I. Callahan needed a challenge since the only crime in the WCE was of the public nuisance variety.
Callahan, said he looked forward to the challenge of being a Governor, and that his governorship would be a law-and-order one. "The Wuxi China Expatdom is a safe place. The only crime that happens in the WCE now is loitering and strange sex crimes. The Suzhou Expatdom, by contrast, is a crime fighter's dream. Because most Suzhou Expats are on welfare. The public housing projects there are hotbeds of crime like prostitution, drug dealing, and murder. I get a tingle up my leg at the prospect of putting all those Suzhou Expat Punks in the slammer. I also look forward to reacquainting myself with some former Wuxi Expats who thought they could escape me!"
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