Wuxi China Expatdom Minister of Colonies to star in Stud Man and the Seven Dwarves

Bestselling author, Sex Symbol, Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society President, and Wuxi China Expatdom Minister of Colonies Harry Moore has found time in his busy schedule to star in the latest Wuxi China Expatdom Mammoth Pictures production:  Stud Man and the Seven Dwarves.

President and Minister Moore will play the Stud Man in a film billed as the Snow White and Seven Dwarves story from a he-man's perspective.  Co-starring as the Dwarves will be Brad Pitt, Pierce Bronslin, Clint Eastwood, George Clooney, Sean Penn, and anatomically correct replicas of Steve McQueen and Charles Bronson.  Playing  Moore's love interests will be the Swedish Bikini Team, all the Miss USAs and Miss Australias since 1998, one thousand Victoria Secret's models and every Playboy Centerfold girl since 1962.

For the privilege of starring in a movie with Moore, Pitt and George Clooney have paid billion dollars to the WCE Mammoth Pictures, guaranteeing the production a profit before it has even begun shooting.  Clooney and Pitt said they believed that being in the movie was a break they needed to become something more than just superstars.