The Committee International Pour Le Design De La Underwear (CIPLDDLU) has agreed with him and awarded him the 2011 Coupe Gatch, the Stanley Cup of Underwear Design.
De Loom's awarding design "the Loomis Excelsior", besides providing adequate support and absorbency so that an Expat can walk in public in confidence, is compatible with state of the art computer networking that hasn't even been invented yet. Wearing the Loomis Excelsior, wearers can access Wi-Fi, Hi-Fi, Low-Fi, Sci-Fi, Blue Tooth, the next thirty generations of Apple Apps, Star-Trek teleporting, all the latest bio-tech synchronicitic molecules, and the latest accu-weather forecasts.
De Loom has especially catered to the Sexpat with his Loomis Excelsior design. Said De Loom: "I am knowing that da most of da Expats are over the seas so they can meet da young girls. My underwear can give them da via da agra da boost they want at their older age!"
De Loom, a self-described student of the history, has equipped his Loomis Excelsior underwear with all the latest military and defense capabilities. "It has the seven-six-twos and twenty-two rounds to shot in case the dynasty falls and you are in the countryside! You never knew when Chinese history goes dramatique! And you can turn your Loomis Excelsior Underwear inside-da-out if you are on a long business trip!"
"And of course," finished De Loom, "Loomis Excesior Underwear comes in da wide variety of the colors. If you like Soviet or da hippie druggie Paisley, you will be very satisfied with my underwear design!"
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