Asked why he appointed a poet, who hangs out at a pub and who has no administrative experience, to be a colonial governor, Minister Moore said that Nanjing Expats were generally a pretentious bunch who like to hang out at cafes and read novels and praise sodomy. "Being an Expatdom of intellectual mamby-pambies who know nothing better than to adopt insider sophists pose -- the "I am from Nanjing blah blah blah and I am with the people oi oi oi whatever" talk they do -- it is obvious the Nanjing China Expatdom doesn't need a technocrat to look after its affairs -- it needs a poet. Besides, I think that Nanjing Expats are too far gone in their navel-gazing, alcoholic, Bohemianism, to be ruled by none other that the Wuxi Expat who best exemplifies navel-gaving, alcoholic Bohemian excess, Alfred Lord McClusky!"
Minister Moore added that McClusky knew many words that rhymed with "Nanjing."
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