Tuesday, November 1, 2011

One million Wuxi Expats attend Exhibit of nude photos of the Ayatollah of Mordor

One million curious Wuxi China Expats attended the exhibit of photos of the former King of Wuxi Harry Moore Memorial Square Silver this past weekend. The photos shocked and astounded all who saw them

"It is so small!" said Alexi Kosygin.

"It is teeny-weeny" exclaimed Horst Sindermann.

"That's because it is taken just after he got out of the pool." added Otto Grotewohl.

"I like the photos of the Heidelburg dueling scars on his knees. Simply sublime!" was what M. Gorbachev said when looking at photos of the Ayatollah in shorts.

John Wayne, one of the few non-Russians and non-Germans to attend the exhibit, said "The Emperor has no clothes and this shows that totalitarianism naked is a very ugly thing!"

The organizer of the Exhibit, who identified himself as Borkov said he had no interest in politics, only art and that the exhibit, that would last for one week, would charge admission of 100 Deutschmarks or 75 rubles.

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