Wuxi Expat sick after drinking toilet water

Wuxi Expat teacher of English and champion midget sumo wrestler Duston Short became sick after spending all of last evening drinking the water in the toilet at the Chestnut Pub. 

Toilet water drinking is an activity unique to people who live or come from Ontario, Canada.  It hasn't caught on in any other part of the world.

Wally Droop, owner of the Chestnut Pub, said he kicked Short out of the woman's washroom as soon as he learned that Short was on a toilet water drinking bender.  Droop said he wasn't going to ban Short from the Pub because of Short's huge bar tab.

As a result of his toilet water drinking bout, Short wasn't able to go to work at his English School today.

Officials at Globular English School, where Short is currently employed, said that Short phoned and told them he wasn't able to come to work because his uncle was dying.