Centralized Bureaucratic Control Enthusiasts decry names of the Wuxi China Expatdom Royal Triplets

Tom Castro-Kinnock, leader of the Wuxi China Expatdom Centralized Bureaucratic Control Appreciation Society (WCECBCAS formerly the WCECP), said he was insulted by the names given to the three new-born sons of The King and Queen of the Wuxi China Expatdom, and hoped that they could be changed.

"Come on!", said a visibly angry Castro-Kinnock, "Who names their children Buckley, Friedman, and Hayek? Those guys was right-wing ideologues and were very nasty people! Yuck! Why don't you just name them Hitler, Pinochet, and Mussonlini and be honest about where you ideological loyalties lie?"

Asked what names he would rather the Wuxi China Expatdom Royal Triplets have, Castro-Kinnock, a self-described CBCer, suggest names like Marx, Engels, Lenin, Alinsky, Chavez, Castro, Obama and Moore. Asked if he was thinking of the great Wuxi China Expat Harry Moore, Castro-Kinnock replied in the negative and said he meant Michael Moore, a great film-maker.

Asked home many members the WCECBCAS had, Castro-Kinnock said that since the name change from WCECP, he has been able to recruit some English Teachers and the Wuxi China Expatdom midget Sumo-Wrestling champion Duston Short.