Thirty Million Wuxi China Expats say they have already done their Christmas Shopping

Thirty Million Wuxi Expats have completed their Christmas Shopping.  Traditionally, Christmas Shopping is a last-minute activity in the Expatdom because of its location, far from Europe and North America, has made it well nigh impossible for an Expat to do Christmas Shopping in early December.  But in the Wuxi China Expatdom of His Majesty King Gorzo the Mighty anything is possible.  Thanks to the entrepreneurial spirit that has swept the Expatdom because of His Majesty's edicts to liberalize the Economy and permit the Christian religion, Christmas shopping in the Expatdom is a dream and convenient as well.

One example of this new entrepreneurial zeal is Kilkenny's Wuxi China Expat Christmas Shopping Service which is the prime reason so many Wuxi Expats are prepared for Christmas in early December.  Nicholas Kilkenny, an Expat sick of the creeping Socialism of Obama's America, has opened a service in the WCE that makes an astounding offer: they will complete your Christmas shopping for you for the low price of ten rmb per person.  

"For ten rmb!" says Kilkenny, "we will buy everything that you need to buy for Christmas for everyone you know!  For example, you have three children, one wife, four nephews, two mistresses, and ten other acquaintances for whom you must buy presents.  That's 20 people and it will cost you just 200 rmb if you use our services!  And we will wrap the presents for you and have them delivered to your house on Christmas day via deer and sleigh, no extra charge.  Order our services before December 7th and you will also get a 75 percent discount card from Gambay's Pub., a V.I.P. card that entitles you to forty percent discounts at every establishment at the Double Happiness Western Bar and Saloon Street, and an autographed copy of the Poolside Harry Moore."

"And let me make this perfectly clear.  When I say we will buy all the Christmas presents you need, I mean it!  You want to buy an Ipad for your nephew!  It will only cost you ten rmb!  No hidden charges or fees!  Only ten rmb!"

Andis Kaulins, a satisfied customer of Kilkenny's service had this to say:  "My buddy Nick is on the level.  I have bought houses, cars, Crown Royal Whiskey for my in-laws and it has only cost me twenty rmb.  It is the most incredible deal in human history.  And you know how I hate to reach in my pockets and put out for anything!"

Asked how he could offer such an astounding offer and make a profit, Kilkenny said "Volume, volume, volume!  And of course connections on high!"