The most vocal of the leaders, President of the Wuxi Expat Rifle Association, Andis Kaulins, with his tears in his eyes, asked the leaders of the coup, the four-member interim governing council of the Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society Emergency Reconcilation Council, to restore his good friend Harry Moore to the Presidency of the WCEFAS. "My friend Harry, besides being a great raconteur and orator, is a wonderful humanitarian, always thinking of the welfare of others before himself! Put him back in his rightful place as WCEFAS President! If you do this immediately! You WCEFASERCers! You have a chance of redeeming yourselves!"
The Leader of the United Nations, Ban Ki-Moon, called the imprisonment of Harry Moore by the WCEFASERC a crime against humanity.
All the candidates for the American Republican Presidential Nomination, including Ron Paul, condemned the Coup and said that Obama's inaction on the matter was shameful. Newt Gingrich said that perhaps Obama should be impeached.
Participants in the Wuxi China Expatdom Bikini Classic said they cover up their bikinis till Moore was free, safe, and back in the grotto, with them, in the Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society Presidential Palace.
However, the leaders of the WCEFASERC, "the Gang of Four": River Qing, Zorro Chuqiao, Kobe Wenyuan and Dick Hongwen are defiant and are insisting that they will put Harry Moore on trial for the crime of capitalistic Trotskyite low-brow film criticism.
I have managed to have a brief 'phone conversation with Harry Moore.
ReplyDeleteHe is very worried that the Trotskyite-trial will be merely a showpiece sham-travesty of justice. (ASS-TOJ).
Harry Moore has asked me to pass-on a message to WCEHOF Inductee (WCEHOFI) and WCEWERA El Presidente Andis Kaulins. He asked that AK please prepare his Dong-jiang Nuvolari Mark III scooter that Andis uses to win every WCE Formula One Grand-Prix (WCEFOGP) so that he may be assisted to dash to the Suzhou Expatdom and there seek to be placed in an asylum.
Failing that, Harry Moore (WCEFAS) asked if Andis could please obtain, and watch a DVD of the movie "Inherit The Wind". He says that if Andis can emulate the lawyer in that (Scopes Monkey trial) movie, then he'll walk free.
Now, he gave me some details of this movie to pass-on to Andis (Clarence Darrow) Kaulins...this is a bit complicated so I', just reading what he told me....oh, here we are...
" "Inherit The Wind", 1960, United Artists, starring Spencer Tracey, Gene Kelly and Frederick March. Screenplay and direcion by Stanley Kramer. Running time of 128 mins. Mono sound-mix using the Westrex Recording System. Filmed in an aspect ratio of 1.66:1".
hmmm....sounds to me like Harry Moore belongs in the Suzhou Expatdom asylum right now...but we all know that the WCE conducts fair trials. (even for when the former KOW is extradited back here from that island-dungeon in Canada).
Are there Trotskyites in the Wuxi China Expatdom?
ReplyDeleteDo they make coconut bombs?
If there are any Trotskyites in the WCE, I will deal them my eccentric brand of roughhouse justice.
ReplyDeleteAnd coconut bombs are right out -- assuming that a coconut bomb is made from a mixture of cashews and coco powder and nitro glistening.