Lord Mayor of Cardboard visits the Wuxi China Expatdom

The Lord Mayor of Cardboard, Shannon Terry, visited the Wuxi China Expatdom on December 16th.  He was greeted by Wuxi China Expatdom Prime Minister Mango.  Terry and Mango signed a memorandum of understanding for the establishment of a military and pub alliance between the city and the Expatdom.

After the signing ceremony, Lord Mayor Terry was granted an audience with his Majesty, the King of the Wuxi China Expatdom, Gorzo the Mighty.  The Lord Mayor insisted on kowtowing to his Majesty and then kissing his feet for two hours.  Officials felt compelled to release fire hoses on the Lord Mayor to cool his ardor.  The Lord Mayor, having been thoroughly soaked, said he couldn't control himself and a good dousing with the fire hoses was needed to calm him down.

After calling on the King of Wuxi Expatdom, the Lord Mayor was taken to Lake Taihu by Admiral Lloyd Bridges to witness the a firepower display by the Wuxi China Expatdom Royal Navy.  As the ten thousand guns of the WCERN fired,  eight thousand planes of Air Marshall Gregory Peck's Wuxi China Expatdom Royal Air Force did a fly over.

Most impressed with the display of WCE military power, the Lord Mayor was taken to Gambay's Pub in the 1912 Bar District of Wuxi, China.  After sampling all the fine beers brewed in the WCE, the Lord Mayor made an off-the-cuff speech where he expressed a strong desire that the peoples of the two great territories would forever be drinking and fighting partners.