Ever-vigilant WCE police officer McNulty, alerted by a phone-call from Tex Mex
Oklahoma Montano Wild Earp in the WCE's Double Happiness Country and Western Saloon Bar Street, detained and briefly questioned three mysterious men last night.
Tex Mex was taken-aback by the trio when they declined offers of food, drink, or the company of women. Officer McNulty said that "these three arrived at the Wuxi Railway Station, but declined to say where from".
"Oh", I said, "three wise-guys, huh?".
Officer McNulty reported that one of the men, Balthazar, who did not wish to be named, said that he and his companions were in the Expatdom in anticipation of
grand, stupendous events to take place - and already have taken place, in four, perhaps five, noon's hence. McNulty determined that the three strangers were too bewildering to figure-out, so they have been allowed to freely continue on their
mysterious way.
It is understood that Harry Moore, although still held-captive, when told of the three men's arrival, wants to urgently collaborate with The Harry Callahan Tabernacle Choir to compose a grand epic-movie score fanfare in readiness for the
as-yet unknown events about to take place in the Wuxi China Expatdom.
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