Korean Expatdoms apply to become colonies of the Wuxi China Expatdom

Citing worries about the transition of North Korean leadership after the death of Kim Il Whathisname, all Korean Expatdoms, south of the DMZ,  have applied to become colonies of the Wuxi China Expatdom.

The leader of the Korean Expatdom delegation, paying a visit to his Majesty King of the Wuxi China Expatdom Gorzo the Mighty to present their colonial status application, Sam Window Sill, a Seoul Korea Expat, said that while it was great that the U.S. Army was helping defend Korea Expats, all Korean Expatdom leaders agreed that they very much needed a figure exuding Ronald Reagan-like-sunny-optimism to get them through the trying time of the leadership transition taking place north of DMZ.  That leader was, of course, none other than the inestimable Wuxi China Expatdom Minister of Colonies Harry Moore.

Said Sill: "Harry Moore is so sunnily optimistic in his demeanor that he possesses the sunniness of eight suns and four Ronald Reagans.  I can just imagine that when the locals catch a glance of his shimmering locks of dark virile hair, his strong jaw supporting an effervescent smile, and his beaming and piercings blue eyes, they will call him Harry Moore Sun Sun Sun Sun Sun Sun Sun Sun, or the Great Sun, or the Greatest Sun ever Sun."