Monday, December 19, 2011

Wuxi China Expatdom Colonials protest Coup against President of the Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society

Besides losing its foremost guide to the Cinema, Expats living in Wuxi China Expatdom colonies have lost a beloved governor, and they aren't happy.  All over the colonial territory of the Wuxi China Expatdom, Expats are taking to the street to protest the Coup staged against Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society (WCEFAS) President and Wuxi China Expatdom Minister of Colonies Harry Moore.

The biggest protests have been in the Shanghai China, ChingQing China and Beijing China Expatdom Colonies where crowds of over fifty million Expats have massed in the local squares to demand that the Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society Emergency Reconciliation Council (WCEFASERC) release Harry Moore.  Signs saying "Harry has magnificent pectoral muscles!', "I don't know what movie to watch this evening!", "How can I sleep?", "Bring back our Colonial Master!", and "I don't want the Hope to end!" have been carried by many of the protesters.  As well, images from the Poolside Harry Moore, and pictures denouncing the WCEFASERC Gang of Four were on display.

Those Expats not protesting have been laying flowers, wreaths, and photos of Harry Moore at the many branch offices of the Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society throughout the Colonies.  Said  a staffer at the WCEFAS office in Nanjing, "it is Princess Di to the quadruple squared."  One young Expat child in the Kunming China Expatdom, is said to have broken open her piggy bank in order to buy a copy of the Poolside Harry Moore just so she could lay it at the WCEFAS office.

Many other Expats have said that they will boycott cinemas and DVD shops till Moore is re-enstated to the WCEFAS Presidency.

There are also  rumors afoot that the Colonial Wuxi China Expats are planning to converge on the Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society Presidential Palace where Moore is believed held by the WCEFASERC.

Meanwhile, the four person ruling council of the WCEFASERC:  River Qing, Zorro Chuqiao, Kobe Wenyuan and Dick Hongwen, remain defiant in their insistence that Harry Moore stand trial for crimes against Film Cristicism.  River Qing has previously called Moore a David Lean admiring counterrevolutionary in the pay of the Capitalistic film producers. 

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