President Presents Present To Presidente

President Obama arrived in the Expatdom today, the first of the leaders of every nation in the world, to stage a suprise birthday party for WCEHOF Inductee and El Presidente of the Wuxi Expat Rifle Association, Andis Kaulins.
President Obama told Andis "no Party dogma today - a colossal birthday party instead!".
To accept the cake, baked by the First lady, Andis Kaulins donned his party jacket. A knighthood is expected to be conferred later today, as well as investitures for Lady Kaulins, and Lord Tony Kaulins.

A gleeful Balthazar, one of the three Magi who'd arrived in the Expatdom a few day's ago to present Andis with rare and exotic gifts, said that this was the first of the three momentous events they had come for, and that there'd be two, perhaps three, more phenomona which will occur in the next few days.

Also at the presentation of the cake, (but just out of the frame in the photograph), were Harry Moore(released shortly before), and an ensemble of dazzling musical talents including Stevie Wonder, Sting, Paul McCartney, Eric Clapton, Bob Dylan, and Placido Domingo, who, backed by the WCE Trio and The Harry Callahan Project, performed a celebratory birthday song for Andis Kaulins that Harry Moore sto-, plagia-, err, 'adapted' for this incandescent day:-

"You know it doesn't make much sense
There ought to be a law against
Anyone who takes offense
At a day in your celebration

"'Cause we all know in our minds
That there ought to be a time
That we can set aside
To show just how much we love you
And I'm sure you will agree
It couldn't fit more perfectly
Than to have a world party on the day you came to be

(Chorus)
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday

We just never understood
How a man who is so good
Could not have a day that would
Be set aside for his recognition
And we all know everything
That he stands for time will bring
For in the WCE our hearts will sing
Thanks to Presidente Andis Kaulins

Harry Moore then spoke the homily -
We know the key to unity of all
Expatdoms
Is in the dream that you had so
Long ago
That lives in all of the hearts
Of Expats
That believe in unity
We'll make the WCE dream become
A reality
I know we will
- Because our hearts tell us so

The WCE's supreme legislative assembly proclaimed that henceforth,
December 24th will be an international holiday which will be celebrated in every
Expat Dominion, every country, and by all 7 billion people on Earth.

It will be known as WCEHOFIAWCERAEP Andis Kaulins Day.

And a jam-packed day and night of celebrations and festivities is about to begin....!