World's biggest Civil War Theme Park opens in the Wuxi China Expatdom

The World's biggest Civil War Theme Park has opened in the Hui Shan district of the Wuxi China Expatdom.  The park at which one can watch or take part in authentic recreations of the great civil wars of human history, is surely the world's largest civil war themed park.

The Wuxi China Expatdom World Civil War Theme Park ( WCEWCWTP) is the brain child, as well as the love child, of George Williams Brown, a Wuxi Expat English teacher and amateur historian who is from Canada, but insists he is not from Toronto.  Said Brown:  "The WCEWCWTP is the one-stop park for all your civil war historical needs and interests.  Only at the WCEWCWTP can you see the Blues and the Grays of the American Civil War, the Nationalists and the Republicans of the Chinese Civil War, the Reds and the Whites of the Russian Civil War, the Roundheads and the Cavaliers of the English Civil War, the Republicans and the Nationalists of the Spanish Civil War, and the many combatants of the numerous Roman Civil Wars, fight it out in real authentic battles with authentic weapons and the real spilling of blood.  In fact, we have the most complete collection of Roman Civil Wars recreations in the world!  And these recreations take place twenty four hours a day, seven days a week, three hundred sixty five days a year.  So whether, you have a day off or are on your way home from the bar or your mistress, you can sample or take part in authentic Civil War action that only the WCEWCWTP can provide!  And it doesn't matter if you are from some obscure country or from a country with no history of civil conflict!  We can custom-make a civil war, for example an Australian (Brisbane versus Sydney) or a Canadian Civil War (Everyone against the Frenchies), to settle any scores you have once and for all!

Brown was then quick to emphasize that his theme park was not just about recreating battles.  "At our music village, you can listen to authentic music from the various civil war eras.  We also have a wonderful bar and restaurant area without over five thousand restaurants serving every kind of cuisine the world has to offer.  Our cineplex with one thousand screens will play every civil war movie ever made. In fact, we have over twenty screens that show Gone With the Wind.  We also have a one million square meter Civil War shopping center selling everything that could possibly have a civil war theme.  I understand that the Wuxi China Expatdom Prime Minister and his wife have purchased Rhett Butler and Scarlet O'Hara costumes."

The opening ceremony of the WCEWCWTP will be a two week affair.  Highlights include an opening day concert by Harry Callahan and the Roundheaded Cavaliering Nationalists, a band formed exclusively for the occasion; and four day seminars being conducted by Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society President Harry Moore and Wuxi Expat Rifle Association El Presidente Andis Kaulins.  President Moore will present a frame-by-frame study of Gone with the Wind.  El Presidente Andis Kaulins will discuss the firearms used in modern civil wars.