In an interview with the Wuxi China Expatdom Blog, Drysdale said that "All Expats in Wuxi were for shit, including German engineers who he said were for shiterzain, English Teachers who he said were useless shits who couldn't speak proper English, Australians who he said were barbarian shits, Russians who he said were fucking commie shits still, Canadians who he said were amoral duplicitous shits, Expat Pub Owners who he said were overcharging shits, Europeans who were all for shit on account of their all being central bureaucratic control pederast fascists, and the many Expat pool and billiards players who he said should take their personal-custom-bought cues and shove them up their butts so far that they would have to chalk their tonsils. Of course, Gorzo the Mighty and his wife are mostly not for shit. But because they are so good, they attract shits like veal parmigiana, real good veal parmigiana, left outside will attract flies!"
Because of this, said Drysdale, he "wasn't going to go to any pub on New Year's Eve to celebrate the day which was another day for shit anyhow!"
Asked if his desire to boycott pubs on New Year's Eve was the result of an argument he had with Chestnut Pub owner Wally Droop, Drysdale ignored the question and said that Droop had disgraced himself with the shit-for-brain idea of streaking during Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society President Harry Moore's lecture about the films of David Nevin. Drysdale then said "that any pub owner who actually charged his patrons for drinks on New Year's Eve is a pussie!" He then suggested that Wuxi Expat Pub owners should man up and give free drinks to their patrons on holiday occasions instead of trying to chintz them.
Asked what he was going to do on New Year's Eve, Drysdale told the WCE blog that it wasn't any of their god-damned business.
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