Wuxi China Expatdom Queen gives birth to triplets on Christmas Day!

Ayira: the Chosen One, Queen of the Wuxi China Expatdom, has given birth to three boys on Christmas Day.  

Ayira gave birth to her sons Buckley the Mighty, Friedman the Mighty and Hayek the Mighty at the Wuxi China Expatdom lamb stables near the Wuxi China Expatdom Royal Palace and Residence.  She and her husband Gorzo the Mighty, King of the Wuxi China Expatdom, could not find a bed at any hospital in the Wuxi China Expatdom due to the high number of patients injured in the celebrations following Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society President Harry Moore warding off of a Coup D'etat.

King Gorzo, said the birth being in such modest circumstances was probably a grand thing.  "There was a birth over two thousand years ago that I understand was in similarly modest circumstances and has been celebrated ever since!"

Besides King Gorzo, who was at his wife's side during the delivery of the triplets, there were three men, including one named Balthazar, claiming to be wise and bearing Ipads, Iphones, and Gold; an Officer McNulty, who had come to investigate a bright star shining over the birth scene; several thousand lookie-lou locals who had never seen a foreigner bear a child before; and several English Teachers with nothing to else do because they couldn't afford to pay 288 rmb to attend a Christmas Expat dinner.