Wuxi China Expatdom holds the most massive Frank Sinatra Birthday celebrations of all human history

The Wuxi China Expatdom celebrated the 97th birthday of Frank Sinatra, with celebrations so massive, that had the Chairman of the Board been alive to see them, he would have been very impressed.

To celebrate the birthday of King Gorzo the Mighty's favorite singer, the Wuxi China Expatdom built a cake 97 meters tall and 88 meters in circumference to feed the three billion people who packed all three Harry Moore Memorial Squares for the Sinatra Birthday Party.  

Besides coming to eat cake, all the party attendees witnessed a stirring performance by Harry Callahan and the WCE Trio who performed every song Sinatra ever sung,  a frame-by-frame analysis of every film that ever starred Sinatra by Wuxi China Expatdom Film President Harry Moore, and a stirring speech by his Majesty, the King of the Wuxi China Expatdom, Gorzo the Mighty who said that first and foremost, he wanted to be thought of a Sinatra Fan.

King Gorzo told his subjects that all he wanted engraved on his gravestone was the fact that he was a Sinatra Fan.  Everything else, this stuff about him being a great leader with incredible vision, was "guff."

After the conclusion of His Majesty's speech, the assembled crowd chanted "We love your way!"