Wuxi China Expatdom Minister of Colonies stops practice of foot-binding in the Kunming China Expatdom Colony

Harry Moore, the honorable minister of Wuxi China Expatdom Colonies, has stopped the practice of Expat foot-binding in Kunming, China.  

"Kunming Expats, not the brightest bulbs on the planet, thought that by binding their feet to make them appear smaller, that they would attract the local girls." said Minister Moore.  "They also thought that a daintier gait would earn them more respect from the John Wayne types of the world."

"After three days of explaining the history of the practice to the Kuming Expatdomites, as well as its barbarity, I got them to stop binding their own feet." lamented the honorable Minister.  "But I will have to set up a Kunming China Expatdom Colony Constabulary (an KCECC) to stop Kunming Expats from binding the feet of Expat woman, or perish the thought, the local girls."

"Kunming Expats also like to engage in the practice of kowtowing to bar-girls, but that is another day for me to solve." added the honorable Minister Moore, who is also the President of the all-powerful Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society.